nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
yu-gi-ow
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Being Human Meme: 6/9 Episodes - 4x07: Making History
“In your lifetime, how many people have told you you’re going to achieve great things? That you’re destined to become a history maker?”
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
excuse me while i fucking cry
Not cool dude. Not. Cool. Corner, now!
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
your mcdonalds clam is empty of a burger, you refill it
